Thursday, 27 November 2014


"peak my mind. I never mind what I speak."
"I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!"
"I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P"
"I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/"
"Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P"
"When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D _!_"
""My attitude depends on the people in front of me....""
"Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"
"Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…"

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

single line...

  • You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
  • Hey there….. be there.
  • Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
  • Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
  • We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police move on…
  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
  • Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

Sunday, 16 November 2014

new arrivals....

  • I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
  • When nothing seems right….go left!!
  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  • Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
  • If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
  • A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
  • Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
  • A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
  • Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
  • Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
  • When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D
  • I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
  • Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D
  • Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
  • Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
  • If you are player then I’m the GAME.
  • Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
  • You can disturb me….I’m available. :D
  • Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal this status.
  • Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
  • Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)
  • Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours
  • I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

New Single Line..

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

“You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your's called #Monday, please fix it

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??

One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.

If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 

Wednesday, 5 November 2014


हजार गम मेरी फितरत नही बदल सकते ;
क्या करू मुझे आदत हे मुस्कुराने की ।

"सोचा था हर मोड़ पे "एस ऍम एस" करेंगे आपको, पर कमबख्त पूरी सड़क सीधी थी, कोई मोड़ ही नहीं आया."

आज फिर निकली है वो बे-नक़ाब शहर मे दोस्तों…आज फिर भीड़ होगी कफ़न की दुकान में….

तुझे क्या पता की मेरे दिल में कितना प्यार हैं तेरे लिए

°°°°°°ऐ दोस्त°°°
जो कर दूँ बयाँ तो तुझे नींद से नफरत हो जाए।

तू इश्क़ की कोई दूसरी निशानी दे दे मुझको,
ये आँसू तो रोज़ गिर के सूख जाते हैं!

Friday, 31 October 2014


कितना नादान है ये दिल,कैसे समझाऊ की जिसे तू
खोना नही चाहता हैं
वो तेरा होना नही चाहता….

"लोग कहते हैं पिये बैठा हूँ मैं,
खुद को मदहोश किये बैठा हूँ मैं,
जान बाकी है वो भी ले लीजिये,
दिल तो पहले ही दिये बैठा हूँ मैं"

खुबसूरत तालमेल है
मेरे और उपर वाले के बिच में,
ज्यादा मै मांगता नही
और कम वो देता नही।।

कितना नादान है ये दिल,कैसे समझाऊ की जिसे तू
खोना नही चाहता हैं
वो तेरा होना नही चाहता….

लोग तो बे-वजह ही खरीदते हैं आईने ,
आंख बंद करके
भी अपनी हकीकत
जानी जा सकती है ।

Monday, 27 October 2014


इश्क की बहुत सारी उधारियां है तुम
पर.. ,!!!!!
चुकाने की बात करो तो कुछ किश्तें तय कर लें…??

छोड़ दो किसी से वफ़ा की आस,
ए दोस्त जो रुला सकता है,
वो भुला भी सकता है.

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कल तलक साथ थे जो मेरे हमसफर बनकर

भरी बरसात में उड़ के दिखा माहिर परिंदे…
सूखे मौसम में तो तिनके भी सफ़र कर लेते है..

ऐ दिल तू क्यों खुश होता है,
सिर्फ मौसम बदला है लोग नहीं ...