For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
“You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status