Wednesday, 19 November 2014

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  • You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
  • Hey there….. be there.
  • Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
  • Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
  • We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police move on…
  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
  • Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.