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• You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
• Hey there….. be there.
• Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
• Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
• I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
• We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police move on…
• God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
• Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.